We arrested this 23 year old blonde girl for dui. I am watching her on the monitor while the intoxilyzer machine warms up. She comes in crying, almost sobbing saying something about her boss. I think she said she was a baker and has been one for 5 years and that she is an amazing one. Then she boo hoo cries some more. Then I just about fell off my chair when she said her aunt died of cancer and she just broke up with a guy and more boo hoo crying. (I know that sounds heartless of me, but it was like it was ripped out of a Lifetime channel movie). It wasn't very convincing. Oh and mixed in there she said she didn't want the cuban sandwich. I am going to wager a bet that is what she went out to get before being pulled over.
She is pretty funny.
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