No cruisers in the parking lot = slammed

Well, I overslept but actually made it to work on time with time to spare.  I can't believe I missed both of my alarms.  At least I got some good sleep.

When I got to work there were no cruisers in the parking lot and that is usually an indication that it's busy.  At the very least one cruiser is there with the Sgt doing paperwork, but they were ALL gone.

I got in and it took about 10 minutes for the other dispatcher to be able to get up so I could get in.  Of course we had two 911 calls come in while I was waiting to sit down. 

Stupidly I heated up my "breakfast" which consisted of roasted country ribs and chicken with potatoes, carrots and onions.  I had to heat it up 2 times because we had two calls going on with lots of x29p's which is a warrant check for a person.  After about an hour and a half I finally finished the meal. 

We had a woman hit her boyfriend with a table.  Her criminal history was from 3 states and I needed a fork lift to pick it up off of the printer.  She was in the cell crying to someone on the phone.  I am like, really?  You've been arrested over 100 times and you're crying?  Interestingly enough, she had never been arrested for battery, so it was a misdemeanor not a felony.

The other call they were on was a fight (that was from the two 911 calls).  Lots of people to run.

We arrested on both calls.  The guy who hit the other guy got a little squirrely and then of course started kicking the cell door.  Typical, skinny white male about 22 years old, no shirt and big attitude. 

Since then we had a missing woman who showed up before we arrived, which almost always happens here.  A car alarm that was sounding off for about half an hour that went off before we got there, but came back on while we were there.  That happens a lot too.  A drunk male sleeping at a pool and a drunk female that was trying to lay down in the street when our complainant called.

Now, we have this sniveling female who was arrested for dui stating that she can not believe that she was being arrested when she was only 100 feet from her residence.  She said, I could see you arresting someone that was a low life, but not me.  Okay then.  Now she is asking for our most popular officer that puts the make on any female around.  She is saying, please call him, please call him.  She is going to call him to make sure that he knows that what's happening to her is just wrong.  *stomps foot*

We are half way through our shift.  I may have more stuff later.