Sex on the Beach isn't just a drink anymore

Well, the patrons and employees of Caddy's which is a waterfront restaurant/bar where families go to eat, drink and play on the beach, had a show with their meals today.  I received the first call from a patron/resident that said two people were on the beach "making love."  This is how I actually dispatched the call.  Aww, it sounds so sweet and innocent.  The next call I received was from one of the managers that said there were people having sex, you know, doing the wild thing on the beach.  I already had the units (police units, that is) on the way there.  In the mean time I was trying to adjust the cameras that are down on the beach to find this "romantic" or "horny" couple.  I actually saw them, but I didn't realize it at the time.  Now, no It's not because I don't know what that looks like, it's just I was expecting missionary style, guy on top, etc.  I was thinking this mainly because it was 7:21 pm and still really daylight out with children around, not to mention about 60 people outside eating.  Wellllll, apparently that's what he was doing too.  He had a shirt over his head to conceal what he was doing.  However, she had her legs up (this was told to me afterward, I didn't actually witness that part). 

I really hope it was the best sex they ever had because they are both being slapped with felonies for lewd and lascivious in front of children.

While they were both in the tank (our holding cells) we had a guy threatening on of the hotel maintenance men.  He was a Marchman Act.  Those of you who don't know what that is, it's a person who is so far intoxicated that they can not care for themselves.  We take them to the county jail to be placed in the drunk tank.  He apparently crapped and pissed himself.  He also got to ride with the other 2 in the sheriff's transport van.  That must have smelled good.

The girl from the sex on the beach was on the bottom of the van some how and put her legs up so that her crotch faced the camera.  She had taken off her bottoms to her bathing suit while in our cell and shoved them in the toilet, so she went to jail without skivvies.

Her grandfather came in to ask what happened and her father called on the phone.  The officer was very diplomatic saying that she was arrested for L & L but wouldn't elaborate.  How embarassing for them.